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[[category:AMC]]
[[Category:Mining]]
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 Sometimes during mining Ops ... out of the blue....suddenly there popped up some poetry... 
 Why? .. please read below ;)

 A mining team is having fun!
 "can or no can :))"

 '''''many Thanks to all the people who contributed to this page'''''
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 Feel free to add mining poetry
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===CANS===

Scifi°
*If I can can the can, does the can can or can not can any more?
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Anwsers by:
*Kate S'jet > the can can only can, when you can the can
*Kate S'jet > will that mean we will open a cannery?
*Kate S'jet > when I've caned as much can as i can, thats when i will be the can jokey ;)
*Witold Gritz > cant
*Kyoko Tsao > if you can the can, the can canning or the can not canning cannot can the can you can
*Daniel Mandrake > It seems a bit canned :P
*Kyoko Tsao > i think its uncanny
*Aki Talie-Kuo  /emote doesn't want to see  Scifinoide Xenoscopic dancing the can can
*Kyoko Tsao > if you can the can, the can canning or the can not canning cannot can the can you canned
*Scifinoide Xenoscopic > He canned the can! Do you give him candy?
*Falcon Longbottom > only if you cant can
*Anders Longbottom > totally
*Charlie Longbottom > nope
*Benjamin Longbottom > maybe
*Vger Starseed > haha canned humour
*Fuerza Minero > I'm pretty sure it is a Flamenco
*Mr Osato > can can
*D'Asti > Cans cannot can if canned beyond can
*Lauren Istlare > Are the cans half full, or half empty?
*D'Asti > candid
*Acedia Prime > they are full, 50% stuff and 50% air
*Skerulf > I can can the can as thats what you do at a shared can
*Serendipity Wolfson > I still don't know :)
*Bob Maths > no it can't, if there's a canned can then the can cannot can can otherwise the can would be canning without a can
*Kate Wellings > Yes it can; there are 3 ways to can; good can ; bad can ; Scifi's can, which is the bad can but faster
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*Scifinoide Xenoscopic > when you or your can can answer this .. then probably and most likely undeniably .... you did toooo much can jockeying.....
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===MINING===
Scifi°
*Do you do mind mining mines? Or are you my mining mind to be mine or mind you my mining mines with too many minding mines that migth mind mining mine?
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Anwsers by:
*Kate S'jet > i mind my onw mind cause minding other minds give me a minegrain
*Anna Ohu > ya know we are all a few fries short of a happy meal around here right?
*Scifinoide Xenoscopic > Mindfull mind mining Op.?
*Jamriko Orei > If I mined your mine, would you mind? Would you mine my mine and expect me to mind? If I did mind would you stop mining my mines to save my mind from minding?
**Anaesthera > totally different if you replace the meaning of "mines" with "landmines" lol
*BaJo Thellere > might mining a mind, mind mining minds?
*BaJo Thellere > I don't mind mining minds
*Zenthu Majhar > mind = blown
*Tiny Teena > my answer is: [[Veldspar]]
*Eylise Guildfire > wtf?!
*Min McMiller > I'm mining mind you to mine minds that mind mining mine
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===POS===
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Scifi°
*If I even pod a pos would the pod pos position?
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*Lauren Istlare > Aiden Corso Alabel did you get anything that guy said? xD
*Cpt Slashin > Well killing a POS is the equivalent of mining for pvpers
*Aiden Corso Alabel > Lauren Istlare LOL umm all I heard was wormhole...
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===VOID===
Aki Talie-Kuo
*when you look into the void, sometimes the void looks back
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*D'Asti > noticed. And its blueisch
*Scifinoide Xenoscopic > How does the void taste?
*D'Asti > salty, with a side of strawberries and zuccini and the texture of a refridgerator
*Scifinoide Xenoscopic > So the void becomes void?
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='''Poems'''=
*Keres Pertherion > There once was a man from Amarr.  He refused to drive around in a car.  He preferred his retreiver, until he met a mad reaver, and now he is wishing he bought the insurance because he is 29 million poorer and has no mining lasers
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*Keres Pertherion > umm... more mining poetry.. there once was a miner from Jita.. she tried to eat her rocks in a PITA.  Her teeth fell out, then she started to pout, until she realized she had a jump clone.
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='''Alphabetical'''=

===BOMB===
Scifi°
*Does bomber bomb bums if your bum is bomber bombed?
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*Bob Maths > only when the bomber bombs a bum but is also bombed by bummer's bombs
*Bajo_thellere > It's a bummer when a bomber bombs the bummers bombs
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**Ref.: [[Bomber_poetry]]
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===Can Jam===
Zirqel Vinqel
*If you can can the can, then you can jam the jam and can the jam.
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*Kate Wellings > thats a bad can :)
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===ICE===
Scifi°
*".... ice shaken not stirred...."
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Anwsers by:
*Madanhau Deninard > If I get shaken and stirred, do I get twice as much ice? If so I want everything done to my ice
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===ISK===
Scifi°
*In Sane Kredits -> ISK
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===Jammer===
Kate Wellings
*If I train up long distance jamming, do I become a reggae artist known throughout the galaxy? :)
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*Scifinoide Xenoscopic > only if you jam the jam jammer ;)
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===MTU===
Scifi°
*mtu o mtu why do you do to me too
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*Caitlyn Hemanseh > I can never fit uni doctrines
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===PLAY===
Scifi°
*If you can play the play is playing played playback?
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===RATS===
Scifi°
*To rat a ratting rat rats to ratting rat?
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About Belt rats:
*Kazi Kugisa > Hello ratty's. Come meet your maker.
**Scifinoide Xenoscopic > I'll grind his last bits to oblivion...with my 'killer' salvage bots
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='''Link'''s (Alphabetical)=

*[[AMC_Lore]]
*[[An_Interesting_Hobby]]
*[[Bomber_poetry]]
*[[Finding_ORE_-_A_Miner%27s_Tale]]
*[[Johnipm_Mining_Tale]]
*[[Ore,_The_Foundation]]
*[[Waiting]]
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==Chronicles==
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*[http://community.eveonline.com/backstory EVE Backstory]
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[[User:Scifinoide xenoscopic|Scifi° ]] ([[User talk:Scifinoide xenoscopic|talk]]) 21:41, 7 April 2014 (UTC)