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However Ghost and Elvis then began to consequently whine like girls because there was now too little work to do afterwards and certainly not enough for them to train newbro POs.

''(Editor's Note: Just can't please some people eh?)''

Elvis in fact became so disillusioned and mentally unstable that he started to plot a Coup and began a mini rebellion in the PO Dept by forcing unwary serving and new POs into downloading contraband software and holding meetings in strange woods and lands of mythical magic and sorcery, more commonly known to mortals as the dreaded World of Warcraft. ''(Editor's Note: WoW - A game for Girls!)'' Desperate to stop the constant whining, PO Management decided to take desperate measures and increase their workload and promote Ghost ~~and~~ Elvis to a [http://wiki.eveuniversity.org/SPO#Senior_Personnel_Officer_.28SPO.29 Senior Personnel Officer] role, hoping this would have the desired effect. It didn't. However, Ghost was shocked and horrified that Elvis was gradually increasing his Army of Darkness, led by The Evil Turtle and even The Ulf had been brainwashed to attend these satanic meetings. ''{Editor's Note: Rumours that these satanic gatherings are sanctioned by the [http://wiki.eveuniversity.org/Directors#Director_of_Human_Resources Director of HR] himself are totally unjustified and false - honestly (ish)!)''

Elvis in fact became so disillusioned and mentally unstable that he started to plot a Coup and began a mini rebellion in the PO Dept by forcing unwary serving and new POs into downloading contraband software and holding meetings in strange woods and lands of mythical magic and sorcery, more commonly known to mortals as the dreaded World of Warcraft. ''(Editor's Note: WoW - A game for Girls!)'' Desperate to stop the constant whining, PO Management decided to take desperate measures and increase their workload and promote Ghost, Elvis & The Ulf to a [http://wiki.eveuniversity.org/SPO#Senior_Personnel_Officer_.28SPO.29 Senior Personnel Officer] role, hoping this would have the desired effect. It didn't. However, Ghost was shocked and horrified that Elvis was gradually increasing his Army of Darkness, led by The Evil Turtle and even The Ulf had been brainwashed to attend these satanic meetings. ''{Editor's Note: Rumours that these satanic gatherings are sanctioned by the [http://wiki.eveuniversity.org/Directors#Director_of_Human_Resources Director of HR] himself are totally unjustified and false - honestly (ish)!)''

One night when scrounging for crumbs left over from everyone else's cookies, Ghost found the key to the drawer ~~containng~~ the staff Undock Buttons. He cackled with glee as he took the key and launched out the airlock, an evil glint in his eye. He soon found an innocent target to vent his frustration but became confused at his inability to target lock and kill it until he realised that in his rush for freedom, he'd actually boarded his Pod and not a shiny combat vessel. So to restore some street cred he orbitted the concerned ship and waved before re-docking. Ghost quickly destroyed all evidence of PodGate by erasing it from the onboard flght recorder. After praying no-one had noticed, he reshipped and started to learn some PvP tips from exasperated colleagues and found himself regularly used as target practice as a result.

One night when scrounging for crumbs left over from everyone else's cookies, Ghost found the key to the drawer containing the staff Undock Buttons. He cackled with glee as he took the key and launched out the airlock, an evil glint in his eye. He soon found an innocent target to vent his frustration but became confused at his inability to target lock and kill it until he realised that in his rush for freedom, he'd actually boarded his Pod and not a shiny combat vessel. So to restore some street cred he orbitted the concerned ship and waved before re-docking. Ghost quickly destroyed all evidence of PodGate by erasing it from the onboard flght recorder. After praying no-one had noticed, he reshipped and started to learn some PvP tips from exasperated colleagues and found himself regularly used as target practice as a result.

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 However Ghost and Elvis then began to consequently whine like girls because there was now too little work to do afterwards and certainly not enough for them to train newbro POs.
 ''(Editor's Note: Just can't please some people eh?)''
-Elvis in fact became so disillusioned and mentally unstable that he started to plot a Coup and began a mini rebellion in the PO Dept by forcing unwary serving and new POs into downloading contraband software and  holding meetings in strange woods and lands of mythical magic and sorcery, more commonly known to mortals as the dreaded World of Warcraft. ''(Editor's Note: WoW - A game for Girls!)'' Desperate to stop the constant whining, PO Management decided to take desperate measures and increase their workload and promote Ghost and Elvis to a [http://wiki.eveuniversity.org/SPO#Senior_Personnel_Officer_.28SPO.29 Senior Personnel Officer] role, hoping this would have the desired effect. It didn't. However, Ghost was shocked and horrified that Elvis was gradually increasing his Army of Darkness, led by The Evil Turtle and even The Ulf had been brainwashed to attend these satanic meetings. ''{Editor's Note: Rumours that these satanic gatherings are sanctioned by the [http://wiki.eveuniversity.org/Directors#Director_of_Human_Resources Director of HR] himself are totally unjustified and false - honestly (ish)!)''
+Elvis in fact became so disillusioned and mentally unstable that he started to plot a Coup and began a mini rebellion in the PO Dept by forcing unwary serving and new POs into downloading contraband software and  holding meetings in strange woods and lands of mythical magic and sorcery, more commonly known to mortals as the dreaded World of Warcraft. ''(Editor's Note: WoW - A game for Girls!)'' Desperate to stop the constant whining, PO Management decided to take desperate measures and increase their workload and promote Ghost, Elvis & The Ulf to a [http://wiki.eveuniversity.org/SPO#Senior_Personnel_Officer_.28SPO.29 Senior Personnel Officer] role, hoping this would have the desired effect. It didn't. However, Ghost was shocked and horrified that Elvis was gradually increasing his Army of Darkness, led by The Evil Turtle and even The Ulf had been brainwashed to attend these satanic meetings. ''{Editor's Note: Rumours that these satanic gatherings are sanctioned by the [http://wiki.eveuniversity.org/Directors#Director_of_Human_Resources Director of HR] himself are totally unjustified and false - honestly (ish)!)''
-One night when scrounging for crumbs left over from everyone else's cookies, Ghost found the key to the drawer containng the staff Undock Buttons. He cackled with glee as he took the key and launched out the airlock, an evil glint in his eye. He soon found an innocent target to vent his frustration but became confused at his inability to target lock and kill it until he realised that in his rush for freedom, he'd actually boarded his Pod and not a shiny combat vessel. So to restore some street cred he orbitted the concerned ship and waved before re-docking. Ghost quickly destroyed all evidence of PodGate by erasing it from the onboard flght recorder. After praying no-one had noticed, he reshipped and started to learn some PvP tips from exasperated colleagues and found himself regularly used as target practice as a result.
+One night when scrounging for crumbs left over from everyone else's cookies, Ghost found the key to the drawer containing the staff Undock Buttons. He cackled with glee as he took the key and launched out the airlock, an evil glint in his eye. He soon found an innocent target to vent his frustration but became confused at his inability to target lock and kill it until he realised that in his rush for freedom, he'd actually boarded his Pod and not a shiny combat vessel. So to restore some street cred he orbitted the concerned ship and waved before re-docking. Ghost quickly destroyed all evidence of PodGate by erasing it from the onboard flght recorder. After praying no-one had noticed, he reshipped and started to learn some PvP tips from exasperated colleagues and found himself regularly used as target practice as a result.