User:Scifinoide xenoscopic/Mining poetry

Sometimes during mining Ops ... out of the blue....suddenly there popped up some poetry... 
Why? .. please read below ;)

A mining team is having fun!
"can or no can :))"

many Thanks to all the people who contributed to this page

Feel free to add mining poetry

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Most popular

CANS

Scifi°

• If I can can the can, does the can can or can not can any more?

Answers by:

• Kate S'jet > the can can only can, when you can the can
• Kate S'jet > will that mean we will open a cannery?
• Kate S'jet > when I've caned as much can as i can, that's when i will be the can jokey ;)
• Witold Gritz > cant
• Kyoko Tsao > if you can the can, the can canning or the can not canning cannot can the can you can
• Daniel Mandrake > It seems a bit canned :P
• Kyoko Tsao > i think its uncanny
• Aki Talie-Kuo /emote doesn't want to see Scifinoide Xenoscopic dancing the can can
• Kyoko Tsao > if you can the can, the can canning or the can not canning cannot can the can you canned
• Scifinoide Xenoscopic > He canned the can! Do you give him candy?
• Falcon Longbottom > only if you cant can
• Anders Longbottom > totally
• Charlie Longbottom > nope
• Benjamin Longbottom > maybe
• Vger Starseed > haha canned humor
• Fuerza Minero > I'm pretty sure it is a Flamenco
• Mr Osato > can can
• D'Asti > Cans cannot can if canned beyond can
• Lauren Istlare > Are the cans half full, or half empty?
• D'Asti > candid
• Acedia Prime > they are full, 50% stuff and 50% air
• Skerulf > I can can the can as that's what you do at a shared can
• Serendipity Wolfson > I still don't know :)
• Bob Maths > no it can't, if there's a canned can then the can cannot can can otherwise the can would be canning without a can
• Kate Wellings > Yes it can; there are 3 ways to can; good can ; bad can ; Scifi's can, which is the bad can but faster
• James Thara > 22 roids full of ore out in space, 22 roids full of ore... mine one down, can it around, 21 roids full of ore out in space!

• • Scifinoide Xenoscopic > when you or your can can answer this .. then probably and most likely undeniably .... you did toooo much can jockeying.....

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MINING

Scifi°

• Do you do mind mining mines? Or are you my mining mind to be mine or mind you my mining mines with too many minding mines that might mind mining mine?

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• Kate S'jet > i mind my onw mind cause minding other minds give me a minegrain
• Anna Ohu > ya know we are all a few fries short of a happy meal around here right?
• Scifinoide Xenoscopic > Mind full mind mining Op.?
• Jamriko Orei > If I mined your mine, would you mind? Would you mine my mine and expect me to mind? If I did mind would you stop mining my mines to save my mind from minding?
  • Anaesthera > totally different if you replace the meaning of "mines" with "landmines" lol
• BaJo Thellere > might mining a mind, mind mining minds?
• BaJo Thellere > I don't mind mining minds
• Zenthu Majhar > mind = blown
• Tiny Teena > my answer is: Veldspar
• Eylise Guildfire > wtf?!
• Min McMiller > I'm mining mind you to mine minds that mind mining mine

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POS

Scifi°

• If I even pod a pos would the pod pos position?

Answers by:

• Lauren Istlare > Aiden Corso Alabel did you get anything that guy said? xD
• Cpt Slashin > Well killing a POS is the equivalent of mining for pvpers
• Aiden Corso Alabel > Lauren Istlare LOL umm all I heard was wormhole...

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VOID

Aki Talie-Kuo

• when you look into the void, sometimes the void looks back

Answers by:

• D'Asti > noticed. And its blueish
• Scifinoide Xenoscopic > How does the void taste?
• D'Asti > salty, with a side of strawberries and zuccini and the texture of a refrigerator
• Scifinoide Xenoscopic > So the void becomes void?

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Poems

• Keres Pertherion > There once was a man from Amarr. He refused to drive around in a car. He preferred his retreiver, until he met a mad reaver, and now he is wishing he bought the insurance because he is 29 million poorer and has no mining lasers

• Keres Pertherion > umm... more mining poetry.. there once was a miner from Jita.. she tried to eat her rocks in a PITA. Her teeth fell out, then she started to pout, until she realized she had a jump clone.

• Ishtar Mifune > Say your prayer! Our deity, who art in w-space, Bob be thy name, Thy anomalies run, thy sites be done, In home as they are in our static. Give us this day our daily gank, And forgive us our bearing, As we try to pod those who ganked our ventures. And lead us not into grav sites, But deliver the bears from their pos shields, For thine is the sisters, the crit hole, and the tech 3, for ever and ever. D-scan.

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Alphabetical

BOMB

Scifi°

• Does bomber bomb bums if your bum is bomber bombed?

Answers by:

• Bob Maths > only when the bomber bombs a bum but is also bombed by bummer's bombs
• Bajo_thellere > It's a bummer when a bomber bombs the bummers bombs

• • Ref.: Bomber_poetry

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Can Jam

Zirqel Vinqel

• If you can can the can, then you can jam the jam and can the jam.

Answers by:

• Kate Wellings > thats a bad can :)

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GAS

Scifi°

• "2 gas or gas 2 ?"

Answers by:

• Essellone Reactor > The gas pulls you :-)
• Essellone Reactor > It's calling to you...
• Essellone Reactor > "Huff me, Huff me, Scifinoide Xenoscopic"

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ICE

Scifi°

• ".... ice shaken not stirred...."

Answers by:

• Madanhau Deninard > If I get shaken and stirred, do I get twice as much ice? If so I want everything done to my ice

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ISK

Scifi°

• In Sane Kredits -> ISK

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Jammer

Kate Wellings

• If I train up long distance jamming, do I become a reggae artist known throughout the galaxy? :)

Answers by

• Scifinoide Xenoscopic > only if you jam the jam jammer ;)

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MTU

Scifi°

• mtu o mtu why do you do to me too

Anwsers by:

• Caitlyn Hemanseh > I can never fit uni doctrines

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PLAY

Scifi°

• If you can play the play is playing played playback?

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RATS

Scifi°

• To rat a ratting rat rats to ratting rat?

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About Belt rats:

• Kazi Kugisa > Hello ratty's. Come meet your maker.
  • Scifinoide Xenoscopic > I'll grind his last bits to oblivion...with my 'killer' salvage bots

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Links (Alphabetical)

• AMC_Lore
• An_Interesting_Hobby
• Bomber_poetry
• Finding_ORE_-_A_Miner's_Tale
• Johnipm_Mining_Tale
• Ore,_The_Foundation
• Waiting

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Chronicles

• EVE Backstory

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Scifi° (talk) 21:41, 7 April 2014 (UTC)