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One Saturday evening he was alerted to a private conversation in which somehow he managed to convince his interrogator that he was the right person for E-Uni as he slyly hid his stolen Goon Membership card in his back pocket. Before he knew it, he was accepted!! He packed up his belongings in plastic Lidl bags and flew off to Aldrat. Amongst his most infamous early outbursts were squealing like a girl when he was ganked in low-sec by bad guys having the sheer audacity to pod him! I mean, really?! He then whined incessently about this injustice to [http://wiki.eveuniversity.org/User:Neville_Smit Neville Smit], who reportedly put a kill order out on Ghost just to get him to STFU.

One Saturday evening he was alerted to a private conversation in which somehow he managed to convince his interrogator that he was the right person for E-Uni as he slyly hid his stolen Goon Membership card in his back pocket. Before he knew it, he was accepted!! He packed up his belongings in plastic Lidl bags and flew off to Aldrat. Amongst his most infamous early outbursts were squealing like a girl when he was ganked in low-sec by bad guys having the sheer audacity to pod him! I mean, really?! He then whined incessently about this injustice to [http://wiki.eveuniversity.org/User:Neville_Smit Neville Smit], who reportedly put a kill order out on Ghost just to get him to STFU. The next few weeks weren't much better. Ghost was becoming incredibly proficient in losing ships ineptly, and it was being suggested around the corridors of power at Aldrat that Ghost was an ideal candidate to develop a new EVE Uni Course, A Dummies Guide to How To Lose at PvP.

The next few weeks weren't much better. Ghost was becoming incredibly proficient in losing ships ineptly, and it was being suggested around the corridors of power at Aldrat that Ghost was an ideal candidate to develop a new EVE Uni Course, A Dummies Guide to How To Lose at PvP.

''(Editors note : in his defence, Ghost didn't technically "lose" his ships, as he knew which part of the galaxy all 37 billion pieces of atomised metal that used to resemble one of his ships were located. Also in his defence, there was a malfunction of his PodSaver on every occasion).''

Still traumatised by the profile portraits and pathetically comical killed board, Ghost resorted to spending much of his early Uni career lurking in asteroid belts watching girls go by, trying to spot any real women, but he became quickly disillusioned as that task was virtually impossible to achieve without challenging every good looking passer-by to a Mumble Duel. With no luck whatsoever, he heard rumours about an upcoming Operation. He told his colleagues that he'd assist hunting down Whores around the galaxy. This unfortunately backfired though as Ghost was apparantly meant to be concentrating on killing War Targets instead of scouring the dark corridors of Aldrat!

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-One Saturday evening he was alerted to a private conversation in which somehow he managed to convince his interrogator that he was the right person for  E-Uni as he slyly hid his stolen Goon Membership card in his back pocket. Before he knew it, he was accepted!! He packed up his belongings in plastic Lidl bags and flew off to Aldrat. Amongst his most infamous early outbursts were squealing like a girl when he was ganked in low-sec by bad guys having the sheer audacity to pod him! I mean, really?! He then whined incessently about this injustice to [http://wiki.eveuniversity.org/User:Neville_Smit Neville Smit], who reportedly put a kill order out on Ghost just to get him to STFU.
+One Saturday evening he was alerted to a private conversation in which somehow he managed to convince his interrogator that he was the right person for  E-Uni as he slyly hid his stolen Goon Membership card in his back pocket. Before he knew it, he was accepted!! He packed up his belongings in plastic Lidl bags and flew off to Aldrat. Amongst his most infamous early outbursts were squealing like a girl when he was ganked in low-sec by bad guys having the sheer audacity to pod him! I mean, really?! He then whined incessently about this injustice to [http://wiki.eveuniversity.org/User:Neville_Smit Neville Smit], who reportedly put a kill order out on Ghost just to get him to STFU. The next few weeks weren't much better. Ghost was becoming incredibly proficient in losing ships ineptly, and it was being suggested around the corridors of power at Aldrat that Ghost was an ideal candidate to develop a new EVE Uni Course, A Dummies Guide to How To Lose at PvP.
-The next few weeks weren't much better. Ghost was becoming incredibly proficient in losing ships ineptly, and it was being suggested around the corridors of power at Aldrat that Ghost was an ideal candidate to develop a new EVE Uni Course, A Dummies Guide to How To Lose at PvP.
 ''(Editors note : in his defence, Ghost didn't technically "lose" his ships, as he knew which part of the galaxy all 37 billion pieces of atomised metal that used to resemble one of his ships were located. Also in his defence, there was a malfunction of his PodSaver on every occasion).''
 Still traumatised by the profile portraits and pathetically comical killed board, Ghost resorted to spending much of his early Uni career lurking in asteroid belts watching girls go by, trying to spot any real women, but he became quickly disillusioned as that task was virtually impossible to achieve without challenging every good looking passer-by to a Mumble Duel. With no luck whatsoever, he heard rumours about an upcoming Operation. He told his colleagues that he'd assist hunting down Whores around the galaxy. This unfortunately backfired though as Ghost was apparantly meant to be concentrating on killing War Targets instead of scouring the dark corridors of Aldrat!