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However Ghost and Elvis then consequently to whine like girls because there was too little work to do afterwards. Just can't please some people eh? Elvis in fact became so disillusioned that he started to plot a Coup and began a mini rebellion in the PO Dept, recruiting POs and holding meetings in strange woods and lands of mythical magic and sorcery, more commonly known to mortals as the dreaded World of Warcraft. ~~Now desperate~~ to stop the constant whining, PO Management decided to increase his workload and promote Ghost to a Senior Personnel Officer role, hoping this would have the desired effect. It didn't. However, he was shocked that Elvis was gradually increasing his Army of Darkness and even The Ulf had been brainwashed to attend these satanic meetings.

However Ghost and Elvis then began to consequently whine like girls because there was now too little work to do afterwards and certainly not enough for them to train newbro POs.

''(Editor's Note: Just can't please some people eh?)''

Elvis in fact became so disillusioned and mentally unstable that he started to plot a Coup and began a mini rebellion in the PO Dept by recruiting POs and holding meetings in strange woods and lands of mythical magic and sorcery, more commonly known to mortals as the dreaded World of Warcraft. Desperate to stop the constant whining, PO Management decided to increase his workload and promote Ghost and Elvis to a Senior Personnel Officer role, hoping this would have the desired effect. It didn't. However, Ghost was shocked and horridied that Elvis was gradually increasing his Army of Darkness, led by The Evil Turtle and even The Ulf had been brainwashed to attend these satanic meetings.

One night when scrounging for crumbs left over from everyone else's cookies, Ghost found the key to the drawer containng the staff Undock Buttons. He cackled with glee as he took the key and launched out the airlock, an evil glint in his eye. He soon found a target but became ~~frustrated~~ at his inability to target lock and kill it until he realised that in his rush for freedom, he'd actually boarded his Pod and not a shiny combat vessel. ~~Fortunately~~ he ~~escaped intact~~ and destroyed all evidence of PodGate. After praying no-one had noticed, he reshipped and started to learn some PvP tips from exasperated colleagues and found himself regularly used as target practice.

One night when scrounging for crumbs left over from everyone else's cookies, Ghost found the key to the drawer containng the staff Undock Buttons. He cackled with glee as he took the key and launched out the airlock, an evil glint in his eye. He soon found an innocent target to vent his frustration but became confused at his inability to target lock and kill it until he realised that in his rush for freedom, he'd actually boarded his Pod and not a shiny combat vessel. So to restore some street cred he orbitted the concerned ship and waved before re-docking. Ghost quickly destroyed all evidence of PodGate by erasing it from the onboard flght recorder. After praying no-one had noticed, he reshipped and started to learn some PvP tips from exasperated colleagues and found himself regularly used as target practice as a result.

Yet again, soon enough dark clouds were appearing on the horizon (not that anyone could see them as it was always ~~dark~~ outside!) and soon the Evil Hordes were lining up to attack E-Uni in force and Ghost felt that now was his time to shine. Amazingly enough, after miniutes and minutes of training, Ghost joined Operation Fortress ~~and he has since given~~ the ~~obviously~~ false impression that he ~~is actually~~ an accomplished EWAR/ECM pilot that likes nothing more than jamming the cr*p out of his targets whilst his fleetmates blow them to hell and back. Well that's the theory anyway. (Just don't mention the gate camp bust that was an epic fail!) Irrsepectively, Ghost would whine, moan & bitch if he was not added to any kill mail that he was in the vicinity of 300M AU of.

Yet again, soon enough dark clouds were appearing on the horizon (not that anyone could see them as it was always pitch black outside!) and soon the Evil Hordes were lining up to attack E-Uni in force and Ghost felt that now was his time to shine. Amazingly enough, after miniutes and minutes of training, Ghost joined Operation Fortress obviously gave the false impression that he was an accomplished EWAR/ECM pilot that likes nothing more than jamming the cr*p out of his targets whilst his fleetmates blow them to hell and back. Well that's the theory anyway. (Just don't mention the gate camp bust that was an epic fail!) Irrsepectively, Ghost would whine, moan & bitch if he was not added to any kill mail that he was in the vicinity of 300M AU of. that said, the kills soon mounted. Could it be true that Ghost WAS actually competant after all?!

''(Editor's Note: Ha!! No chance!)''

This phenomena was backed by a strange and unheard of occurrance, Ghost, along with other brave defenders of the Uni, was awarded a combat medal ... [http://wiki.eveuniversity.org/EVE_University_Medals#The_EVE_University_Silver_Cross The EVE University Silver Cross] no less. (Rumours that he stole it off an exotic dancer are grossly unfair and exaggerated). Ingame Ghost will often be found trolling the E-Uni chat channel, abusing his colleagues on Mumble or drunk in the dark seedy depths of Aldrat. Occasionally he has been known to interview candidates for EVE Uni and actually work for a living, but that is believed to be a nasty unscrupulous rumour with no substance.

This phenomena was backed by a strange and unheard of occurrance. Ghost, along with other brave defenders of the Uni, was awarded a combat medal ... [http://wiki.eveuniversity.org/EVE_University_Medals#The_EVE_University_Silver_Cross The EVE University Silver Cross] no less. (Rumours that he stole it off an exotic dancer are grossly unfair and exaggerated). Ingame Ghost will often be found trolling the E-Uni chat channel, abusing his colleagues on Mumble or drunk in the dark seedy depths of Aldrat. Occasionally he has been known to interview candidates for EVE Uni and actually work for a living, but that is believed to be a nasty unscrupulous rumour with no substance.

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-However Ghost and Elvis then consequently to whine like girls because there was too little work to do afterwards. Just can't please some people eh? Elvis in fact became so disillusioned that he started to plot a Coup and began a mini rebellion in the PO Dept, recruiting POs and holding meetings in strange woods and lands of mythical magic and sorcery, more commonly known to mortals as the dreaded World of Warcraft. Now desperate to stop the constant whining, PO Management decided to increase his workload and promote Ghost to a Senior Personnel Officer role, hoping this would have the desired effect. It didn't. However, he was shocked that Elvis was gradually increasing his Army of Darkness and even The Ulf had been brainwashed to attend these satanic meetings.
+However Ghost and Elvis then began to consequently whine like girls because there was now too little work to do afterwards and certainly not enough for them to train newbro POs.
+''(Editor's Note: Just can't please some people eh?)''
+Elvis in fact became so disillusioned and mentally unstable that he started to plot a Coup and began a mini rebellion in the PO Dept by recruiting POs and holding meetings in strange woods and lands of mythical magic and sorcery, more commonly known to mortals as the dreaded World of Warcraft. Desperate to stop the constant whining, PO Management decided to increase his workload and promote Ghost and Elvis to a Senior Personnel Officer role, hoping this would have the desired effect. It didn't. However, Ghost was shocked and horridied that Elvis was gradually increasing his Army of Darkness, led by The Evil Turtle and even The Ulf had been brainwashed to attend these satanic meetings.
-One night when scrounging for crumbs left over from everyone else's cookies, Ghost found the key to the drawer containng the staff Undock Buttons. He cackled with glee as he took the key and launched out the airlock, an evil glint in his eye. He soon found a target but became frustrated at his inability to target lock and kill it until he realised that in his rush for freedom, he'd actually boarded his Pod and not a shiny combat vessel. Fortunately he escaped intact and destroyed all evidence of PodGate. After praying no-one had noticed, he reshipped and started to learn some PvP tips from exasperated colleagues and found himself regularly used as target practice.
+One night when scrounging for crumbs left over from everyone else's cookies, Ghost found the key to the drawer containng the staff Undock Buttons. He cackled with glee as he took the key and launched out the airlock, an evil glint in his eye. He soon found an innocent target to vent his frustration but became confused at his inability to target lock and kill it until he realised that in his rush for freedom, he'd actually boarded his Pod and not a shiny combat vessel. So to restore some street cred he orbitted the concerned ship and waved before re-docking. Ghost quickly destroyed all evidence of PodGate by erasing it from the onboard flght recorder. After praying no-one had noticed, he reshipped and started to learn some PvP tips from exasperated colleagues and found himself regularly used as target practice as a result.
-Yet again, soon enough dark clouds were appearing on the horizon (not that anyone could see them as it was always dark outside!) and soon the Evil Hordes were lining up to attack E-Uni in force and Ghost felt that now was his time to shine. Amazingly enough, after miniutes and minutes of training, Ghost joined Operation Fortress and he has since given the obviously false impression that he is actually an accomplished EWAR/ECM pilot that likes nothing more than jamming the cr*p out of his targets whilst his fleetmates blow them to hell and back. Well that's the theory anyway. (Just don't mention the gate camp bust that was an epic fail!) Irrsepectively, Ghost would whine, moan & bitch if he was not added to any kill mail that he was in the vicinity of 300M AU of.
+Yet again, soon enough dark clouds were appearing on the horizon (not that anyone could see them as it was always pitch black outside!) and soon the Evil Hordes were lining up to attack E-Uni in force and Ghost felt that now was his time to shine. Amazingly enough, after miniutes and minutes of training, Ghost joined Operation Fortress obviously gave the false impression that he was an accomplished EWAR/ECM pilot that likes nothing more than jamming the cr*p out of his targets whilst his fleetmates blow them to hell and back. Well that's the theory anyway. (Just don't mention the gate camp bust that was an epic fail!) Irrsepectively, Ghost would whine, moan & bitch if he was not added to any kill mail that he was in the vicinity of 300M AU of. that said, the kills soon mounted. Could it be true that Ghost WAS actually competant after all?!
+''(Editor's Note: Ha!! No chance!)''
-This phenomena was backed by a strange and unheard of occurrance, Ghost, along with other brave defenders of the Uni, was awarded a combat medal ... [http://wiki.eveuniversity.org/EVE_University_Medals#The_EVE_University_Silver_Cross The EVE University Silver Cross] no less. (Rumours that he stole it off an exotic dancer are grossly unfair and exaggerated). Ingame Ghost will often be found trolling the E-Uni chat channel, abusing his colleagues on Mumble or drunk in the dark seedy depths of Aldrat. Occasionally he has been known to interview candidates for EVE Uni and actually work for a living, but that is believed to be a nasty unscrupulous rumour with no substance.
+This phenomena was backed by a strange and unheard of occurrance. Ghost, along with other brave defenders of the Uni, was awarded a combat medal ... [http://wiki.eveuniversity.org/EVE_University_Medals#The_EVE_University_Silver_Cross The EVE University Silver Cross] no less. (Rumours that he stole it off an exotic dancer are grossly unfair and exaggerated). Ingame Ghost will often be found trolling the E-Uni chat channel, abusing his colleagues on Mumble or drunk in the dark seedy depths of Aldrat. Occasionally he has been known to interview candidates for EVE Uni and actually work for a living, but that is believed to be a nasty unscrupulous rumour with no substance.