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In sheer desperation, and in need of a hug and cookie from the much feared [http://wiki.eveuniversity.org/User:Laura_karpinski Laura Karpinski] (which actually ended up in a court case for improper and inappropriate behaviour and a perma-ban on cookies), he was press ganged into Service in the [http://wiki.eveuniversity.org/Personnel_Department Personnel Department] and his Undock Button was forcibly removed from all his ships. Somehow he managed to convince Laura of his worth. This obviously gave people the wrong impression that he knew what he ~~wass~~ doing and ~~wass~~ reasonably (in)competant. He was subsequently given a mop and broom and taken in chains to the PO Dept Office. He attacked the job with gusto, and soon the PO Dept floors were the shiniest in all of Aldrat. He began to hear whipers of concern around the department about their arch nemesis known only as "[http://wiki.eveuniversity.org/Queue The Queue]" who was proving to be a definitive threat to the Dept. Ghost overheard a few hushed conversations taking place in bars and brothels around the base and a plan was hatched to take on the mighty Queue.

In sheer desperation, and in need of a hug and cookie from the much feared [http://wiki.eveuniversity.org/User:Laura_karpinski Laura Karpinski] (which actually ended up in a court case for improper and inappropriate behaviour and a perma-ban on cookies), he was press ganged into Service in the [http://wiki.eveuniversity.org/Personnel_Department Personnel Department] and his Undock Button was forcibly removed from all his ships. Somehow he managed to convince Laura of his worth. This obviously gave people the wrong impression that he knew what he was doing and was reasonably (in)competant. He was subsequently given a mop and broom and taken in chains to the PO Dept Office. He attacked the job with gusto, and soon the PO Dept floors were the shiniest in all of Aldrat. He began to hear whipers of concern around the department about their arch nemesis known only as "[http://wiki.eveuniversity.org/Queue The Queue]" who was proving to be a definitive threat to the Dept. Ghost overheard a few hushed conversations taking place in bars and brothels around the base and a plan was hatched to take on the mighty Queue.

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	In sheer desperation, and in need of a hug and cookie from the much feared [http://wiki.eveuniversity.org/User:Laura_karpinski Laura Karpinski] (which actually ended up in a court case for improper and inappropriate behaviour and a perma-ban on cookies), he was press ganged into Service in the [http://wiki.eveuniversity.org/Personnel_Department Personnel Department] and his Undock Button was forcibly removed from all his ships. Somehow he managed to convince Laura of his worth. This obviously gave people the wrong impression that he knew what he ~~wass~~ doing and ~~wass~~ reasonably (in)competant. He was subsequently given a mop and broom and taken in chains to the PO Dept Office. He attacked the job with gusto, and soon the PO Dept floors were the shiniest in all of Aldrat. He began to hear whipers of concern around the department about their arch nemesis known only as "[http://wiki.eveuniversity.org/Queue The Queue]" who was proving to be a definitive threat to the Dept. Ghost overheard a few hushed conversations taking place in bars and brothels around the base and a plan was hatched to take on the mighty Queue.		In sheer desperation, and in need of a hug and cookie from the much feared [http://wiki.eveuniversity.org/User:Laura_karpinski Laura Karpinski] (which actually ended up in a court case for improper and inappropriate behaviour and a perma-ban on cookies), he was press ganged into Service in the [http://wiki.eveuniversity.org/Personnel_Department Personnel Department] and his Undock Button was forcibly removed from all his ships. Somehow he managed to convince Laura of his worth. This obviously gave people the wrong impression that he knew what he was doing and was reasonably (in)competant. He was subsequently given a mop and broom and taken in chains to the PO Dept Office. He attacked the job with gusto, and soon the PO Dept floors were the shiniest in all of Aldrat. He began to hear whipers of concern around the department about their arch nemesis known only as "[http://wiki.eveuniversity.org/Queue The Queue]" who was proving to be a definitive threat to the Dept. Ghost overheard a few hushed conversations taking place in bars and brothels around the base and a plan was hatched to take on the mighty Queue.