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However Ghost and Elvis then began to consequently whine like girls because there was now too little work to do afterwards and certainly not enough for them to train newbro POs.

''(Editor's Note: Just can't please some people eh?)''

Elvis in fact became so disillusioned and mentally unstable that he started to plot a Coup and began a mini rebellion in the PO Dept by forcing unwary serving and new POs into downloading contraband software and holding meetings in strange woods and lands of mythical magic and sorcery, more commonly known to mortals as the dreaded World of Warcraft. ''(Editor's Note: WoW - A game for Girls!)'' Desperate to stop the constant whining, PO Management decided to take desperate measures and increase their workload and promote Ghost, Elvis & The Ulf to a [http://wiki.eveuniversity.org/SPO#Senior_Personnel_Officer_.28SPO.29 Senior Personnel Officer] role, hoping this would have the desired effect. It didn't. However, Ghost was shocked and horrified that Elvis was gradually increasing his Army of Darkness, led by The Evil Turtle and even The Ulf had been brainwashed to attend these satanic meetings. ''{Editor's Note: Rumours that these satanic gatherings are sanctioned by the [http://wiki.eveuniversity.org/Directors#Director_of_Human_Resources Director of HR] himself are totally unjustified and false - honestly (ish)!)''

Elvis in fact became so disillusioned and mentally unstable that he started to plot a Coup and began a mini rebellion in the PO Dept by forcing unwary serving and new POs into downloading contraband software and holding meetings in strange woods and lands of mythical magic and sorcery, more commonly known to mortals as the dreaded World of Warcraft. ''(Editor's Note: WoW - A game for Girls!)'' Desperate to stop the constant whining, PO Management decided to take desperate measures and increase their workload and promote Ghost, Elvis & The Ulf to a [http://wiki.eveuniversity.org/SPO#Senior_Personnel_Officer_.28SPO.29 Senior Personnel Officer] role, hoping this would have the desired effect. It didn't. However, Ghost was shocked and horrified that Elvis was gradually increasing his Army of Darkness, led by [http://wiki.eveuniversity.org/w/index.php?title=User:Turlough_Dominian&action=edit&redlink=1 The Evil Turtle] and even The Ulf had been brainwashed to attend these satanic meetings. ''{Editor's Note: Rumours that these satanic gatherings are sanctioned by the [http://wiki.eveuniversity.org/Directors#Director_of_Human_Resources Director of HR] himself are totally unjustified and false - honestly (ish)!)''

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 However Ghost and Elvis then began to consequently whine like girls because there was now too little work to do afterwards and certainly not enough for them to train newbro POs.
 ''(Editor's Note: Just can't please some people eh?)''
-Elvis in fact became so disillusioned and mentally unstable that he started to plot a Coup and began a mini rebellion in the PO Dept by forcing unwary serving and new POs into downloading contraband software and  holding meetings in strange woods and lands of mythical magic and sorcery, more commonly known to mortals as the dreaded World of Warcraft. ''(Editor's Note: WoW - A game for Girls!)'' Desperate to stop the constant whining, PO Management decided to take desperate measures and increase their workload and promote Ghost, Elvis & The Ulf to a [http://wiki.eveuniversity.org/SPO#Senior_Personnel_Officer_.28SPO.29 Senior Personnel Officer] role, hoping this would have the desired effect. It didn't. However, Ghost was shocked and horrified that Elvis was gradually increasing his Army of Darkness, led by The Evil Turtle and even The Ulf had been brainwashed to attend these satanic meetings. ''{Editor's Note: Rumours that these satanic gatherings are sanctioned by the [http://wiki.eveuniversity.org/Directors#Director_of_Human_Resources Director of HR] himself are totally unjustified and false - honestly (ish)!)''
+Elvis in fact became so disillusioned and mentally unstable that he started to plot a Coup and began a mini rebellion in the PO Dept by forcing unwary serving and new POs into downloading contraband software and  holding meetings in strange woods and lands of mythical magic and sorcery, more commonly known to mortals as the dreaded World of Warcraft. ''(Editor's Note: WoW - A game for Girls!)'' Desperate to stop the constant whining, PO Management decided to take desperate measures and increase their workload and promote Ghost, Elvis & The Ulf to a [http://wiki.eveuniversity.org/SPO#Senior_Personnel_Officer_.28SPO.29 Senior Personnel Officer] role, hoping this would have the desired effect. It didn't. However, Ghost was shocked and horrified that Elvis was gradually increasing his Army of Darkness, led by [http://wiki.eveuniversity.org/w/index.php?title=User:Turlough_Dominian&action=edit&redlink=1 The Evil Turtle] and even The Ulf had been brainwashed to attend these satanic meetings. ''{Editor's Note: Rumours that these satanic gatherings are sanctioned by the [http://wiki.eveuniversity.org/Directors#Director_of_Human_Resources Director of HR] himself are totally unjustified and false - honestly (ish)!)''