User:InferiDiii

BIO

I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I don't perspire. I have performed several covert operations with the CIA. I sleep once a week: when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row.

I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I am the subject of numerous documentaries. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full contact origami. Years ago, I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down.

Column of smoke by day, pillar of fire by night --Dune (Exodus 13:21)

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Agony Unleashed