User:Ghost orm
Ghost Orm is an active serving member of EVE University and it's Personnel Department, working as a Senior Personnel Officer]
About Ghost
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Ghost Orm knew just about nothing about EVE when he joined E-Uni. Some say that statement is still true to this day! Somehow he managed to blag his way into the E-Uni Personnel Department and give people the wrong impression that he knows what he is doing and is reasonably (in)competant.
Time will tell before he is found out.
He was drawn to E-Uni by the abundance of attractive female staff profile portraits seen there. Imagine his horror when he heard them on voice comms and realised that 99% of them were actually guys. He consequently felt cheap, used and violated. An accurate epitaph if ever there was one and probably the nicest thing ever said about him.
Runour has it he is scouring the EVE Universe & Marketplace for a Real Woman Locator Agent or T3 Module.
It is allegedly categorically not true that his inventory is packed full of exotic dancers, alcohol and banned substances.
Amongst his most infamous early outbursts were squealing like a girl when he was ganked in low-sec by bad guys having the sheer audacity to pod him! I mean, really?! He then whined incessently about this injustice to Neville Smit, who reportedly put a kill order out on Ghost just to get him to STFU.
Still traumatised by the profile pictures, Ghost resorted to spending much of his early Uni career lurking in asteroid belts watching girls go by, trying to spot any real women, andwith no luck he decided to start hunting Whores on Uni offensive roams around the galaxy. (there's a theme there!)
Amazingly enough, he has given the impression that he is actually an accomplished EWAR pilot and likes nothing more than jamming the cr*p out of his targets whilst his fleetmates blow them to hell and back. That's the theory anyway. (Just don't mention the gate camp bust that was an epic fail!) Irrsepectively, he will whine and moan if he is not added to any kill mail that he was in the vicinity of 300M AU of.
His proudest moment so far in EVE to date were being awarded the Service Medal of Excellence for being part of an elite E-Uni PO Dept Special Ops Stealth Ninja Hit Squad that decimated "The Queue" from 3 weeks to 24 hrs in less that 12 days. He then consequently whined like a grl that there was little work to do afterwards. Just can't please some people eh?
IRL Ghost is ex-UK military and has seen combat ops in too many places. Consequently he has developed a phobia of beach holidays due to many tours in sandy locations around the globe in recent times.
An unfortunate side effect of this is that the PO Dept uses the phrase "incoming" to announce new Unistas, which often sees Ghost diving under a table screaming for air support.
History
- Was born as a proud new Gallente (2013.05.15)
- Joined EVE University (2013.05.25).
- Promoted to [Personnel Officer] (2013.08.04).
- Promoted to [Senior Personnel Officer] (2013.09.08).
Decorations
Ghost has been awarded the following Medals during his time with E-Uni :
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