User:Smurfprime

Smurfprime has been in E-UNI for a little over 2 years serving in a wide variety of roles including, Teacher, Mentor, and Recruitment Officer. He is rumored to have been one of the founding members of the infamous Division 6, not that any such Division ever existed.

Smurfprime is very fond of scouting and exploration in general, and is known to be the first member of E-UNI to scan down a wormhole into unknown space. Based on these experiences he has authored comprehensive guides on scan probe technology and the mechanics of ship tanking.

Well aware of the time-honored tradition of promotion via assassination, Smurf is rarely seen in person (no photo on file) or for that matter a non-cloaking vessel, even the location of his office is said to be cloaked, others rumor that his office is actually located in a portable micro-wormhole. Either way, you do not find his office, it finds you...