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* Warping a Hulk literally on top of a war target in a belt, because he confused Local with another chat channel<br> | * Warping a Hulk literally on top of a war target in a belt, because he confused Local with another chat channel<br> | ||
Fortunately, Nev was happy to share his folly with his fellow UNIs in classes, and thus help them to avoid making the same kinds of goofy errors.<br> | Fortunately, Nev was happy to share his folly with his fellow UNIs in classes, and thus help them to avoid making the same kinds of goofy errors.<br> | ||
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[[image:NevClockworkOrange.jpg|thumb]]In August 2012, Neville stepped down from his Director of Education post, in order to pursue his dream of becoming the richest and most beloved capsuleer in all of New Eden, despite all of his many flaws. He flew with the Griffin Capsuleers, trying not to get ganked while mining or poking around in wormholes.<br> | [[image:NevClockworkOrange.jpg|thumb]]In August 2012, Neville stepped down from his Director of Education post, in order to pursue his dream of becoming the richest and most beloved capsuleer in all of New Eden, despite all of his many flaws. He flew with the Griffin Capsuleers, trying not to get ganked while mining or poking around in wormholes.<br> | ||
| − | + | In February 2013, in a bout of temporary insanity, the UNI management allowed Neville to return to the UNI, to take up his old post of Teaching Manager.<br> | |
| − | In February 2013, in a bout of temporary insanity, the UNI management allowed Neville to return to the UNI, to take up his old post of Teaching Manager. | ||
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In love with the sound of his own voice, he lectures frequently in UNI-sponsored [[Eve University Class_Library|classes]], even if no one shows up. An admitted carebear, Neville is a master at getting in on killmails while flying in the shadows of far superior pilots, resulting an an impressive-looking but ultimately hollow efficiency ratio.<br> | In love with the sound of his own voice, he lectures frequently in UNI-sponsored [[Eve University Class_Library|classes]], even if no one shows up. An admitted carebear, Neville is a master at getting in on killmails while flying in the shadows of far superior pilots, resulting an an impressive-looking but ultimately hollow efficiency ratio.<br> | ||
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He is most well known for admonishing EVE's chief developer that "There is no grey!" regarding micro-transactions in EVE - something which no doubt keeps Neville on a secret watch list at CCP.<br> | He is most well known for admonishing EVE's chief developer that "There is no grey!" regarding micro-transactions in EVE - something which no doubt keeps Neville on a secret watch list at CCP.<br> | ||
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== Current Occupation == | == Current Occupation == | ||
UNI Teaching Manager<br>UNI Director Emeritus<br>Proud UNI Graduate<br>UNI Professor | UNI Teaching Manager<br>UNI Director Emeritus<br>Proud UNI Graduate<br>UNI Professor | ||
Revision as of 04:44, 24 February 2013
Now a Director Emeritus for EVE University, Neville Smit discovered the UNI very early in his career, and immediately became obsessed with collecting titles, in order to feed his insatiable ego. Before fooling Kelduum Revaan into making him Director of Education, he earned the titles of Freshman, Student, Recruitment Officer, Senior Recruitment Officer, Assistant Recruiting Manager, ILN Ensign, Graduate, Teacher, Mentor, Mentor Manager and Teaching Manager -- and also was awarded the UNI's first official Professor title.
During his three years of service to the UNI, Neville was awarded the following medals:
- EVE University Graduate medal
- EVE University Professor medal
- Resolute Sentinel of EVE University medal
- EVE University Donor medal
As a pilot during his time in the UNI, Neville was well-known for doing many silly things, including:
- Losing an 800 million ISK faction-fitted Navy Issue Dominix - while running a mission in low-sec
- Getting blown up in wartime after forgetting he had a full Slave set of implants installed - a 2.8 billion ISK loss
- Warping a Hulk literally on top of a war target in a belt, because he confused Local with another chat channel
Fortunately, Nev was happy to share his folly with his fellow UNIs in classes, and thus help them to avoid making the same kinds of goofy errors.
In August 2012, Neville stepped down from his Director of Education post, in order to pursue his dream of becoming the richest and most beloved capsuleer in all of New Eden, despite all of his many flaws. He flew with the Griffin Capsuleers, trying not to get ganked while mining or poking around in wormholes.
In February 2013, in a bout of temporary insanity, the UNI management allowed Neville to return to the UNI, to take up his old post of Teaching Manager.
In love with the sound of his own voice, he lectures frequently in UNI-sponsored classes, even if no one shows up. An admitted carebear, Neville is a master at getting in on killmails while flying in the shadows of far superior pilots, resulting an an impressive-looking but ultimately hollow efficiency ratio.
He is most well known for admonishing EVE's chief developer that "There is no grey!" regarding micro-transactions in EVE - something which no doubt keeps Neville on a secret watch list at CCP.
Current Occupation
UNI Teaching Manager
UNI Director Emeritus
Proud UNI Graduate
UNI Professor
