User:Neville Smit
Formerly a Director of Education for EVE University, and now seeking his fortunes elsewhere in New Eden, Neville Smit discovered the UNI very early in his career, and immediately became obsessed with collecting titles in the UNI hierarchy, in order to feed his insatiable ego. Before fooling Kelduum Revaan into making him UNI Director of Education, he earned the titles of Freshman, Student, Recruitment Officer, Senior Recruitment Officer, Assistant Recruiting Manager, ILN Ensign, Graduate, Teacher, Mentor, Mentor Manager and Teaching Manager -- and also was awarded the UNI's first official Professor title.
During his service to the UNI, Neville was awarded the following medals:
- EVE University Graduate medal
- EVE University Professor medal
- Resolute Sentinel of EVE University medal
As a pilot during his time in the UNI, Neville was well-known for doing many silly things, including:
- Losing an 800 million ISK faction-fitted Navy Issue Dominix - while running a mission in low-sec
- Getting blown up in wartime after forgetting he had a full Slave set of implants installed - a 2.8 billion ISK loss
- Warping a Hulk literally on top of a war target in a belt, because he confused Local with another chat channel
Fortunately, Nev was happy to share his folly with his fellow UNIs in classes, and thus help them to avoid making the same kinds of goofy errors.
In August 2012, Neville stepped down from his Director of Education post, in order to pursue his dream of becoming the richest and most beloved capsuleer in all of New Eden, despite all of his many flaws. He now flies with the Griffin Capsuleers, trying not to get ganked while mining or poking around in wormholes.
In love with the sound of his own voice, he lectures frequently in UNI-sponsored classes, even if no one shows up. An admitted carebear, Neville is a master at getting in on killmails while flying in the shadows of far superior pilots, resulting an an impressive-looking but ultimately hollow efficiency ratio.
He is most well known for admonishing EVE's chief developer that "There is no grey!" regarding micro-transactions in EVE - something which no doubt keeps Neville on a secret watch list at CCP.
Current Occupation
Member of the Griffin Capsuleers [GRIFC]
UNI Director Emeritus
Proud UNI Graduate
Former UNI Professor